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—Old Rudnicki saying. Note the bolded spelling error.
Are you a Geocentrist? 'Cause I sure as heck am! It's in the Bible! The world doesn't revolve around the sun! The sun revovles around the Earth! Man is the center of everything! The Universe and God's Sacred Heart! It is all part of the Free Masonic plot! Women wearing pants and going to college is another thing that the Free Masons implemented in society to turn all the men into women and all the women into me. Emasculate the men and turn all of society into a bunch of wishy-washy, know nothing faithless liberals.
RudnickiMarioX06, also known as Mr. Moto, Mama Luigi, Donkey Kong Jones, Mustachio, WarioWafter, Chuck Quizmo2501, Kuriboomba, The Thwomp from Brooklyn, Edward Warpwhistlehead, Giorgio, Mudsticky, Rudy the Clown, Rude Wario, Marwikedor, Flurry, RudnickiMarioMasterX08, Walumario, MY SPLEEN!, Post-Damage Invincibility, Booster Kong 64, or just simply X06 and possibly Mario Rossi, is a troll considered to be a little "out there" due to his rather odd behavior and his firm belief in centuries-outdated, religious fundamentalist opinions about the world, and has been noted to be as extreme as the Westboro Baptist "Church", and as out-of-place with his times as Ignatius J. Reilly. He has also been known for his rather Anti-Semitic remarks, particularly claiming that the Holocaust is nothing more than a Zionist fabrication. He would often make forum threads about his theories about the Mario Universe, but his threads are usually seen as stupid and people always flame him over it. In April 2008, he joined the old Userpedia forum under the name RudnickiMarioMasterX08, and ended up getting banned from there, as well.
His theories included Mario being from Italy and being Geocentric even after it has been proven false. Nearly every last User on the Wiki disagrees with him, but they enjoy his stupid actions because they're funny and he gives them someone to flame. He has been blocked indefinitely from the forum per unanimous decision of the moderating staff. He also claims that he was born before the Internet. Master Lucario hates him so much that he made a game called Master Lucario vs. Rudnicki. He started what MegaMario9910 calls "The Rudnicki Wars".
He later apologized for the flaming he did to users. He asked MegaMario9910, "If I am ever forgotten, remind something about me to those who forgot." MegaMario had said he would.
HyperToad claims people shouldn't flame Rudnicki, claiming he isn't a troll and that people shouldn't be allowed to do the things they to do him. Others disagree, shrugging off Hyper's comments.
Rudnicki left the wiki on May 8, leaving a messages on Ghost Jam saying thing such as "May the children of all the world burn the MarioWiki in ethegy in remembrance of me" and referring to the wiki as an "Evil", " radical feminist pro-homosexual pro-abortion wiki". In response, Blitzwing blocked him indefinitely and deleted his userpage. He appears to know about Userpedia & his article, as he mentioned on Pokemon DP's talk page, as he stated in his final message too:
[...]add alot of this stuff, including that last post on GJ's userpage onto my Userpedia article. You can censor any language you deem questionable. kthxbai
After that, he then made a sockpuppet account under the name of "MY SPLEEN! and spammed pages only to get blocked by Coincollector.
Rudnicki claims that he uses his flab to think, but Plumber disagrees, since his sprite is the form of the chubby Wario. Plumber argued that if Rudnicki used his flab to think, he would either be very muscular or very bony, and Rudnicki seems to be neither. Rudnicki later sneaked back onto the forums under the name, WarioWafter. Wariowafter joined the wiki, claiming he was four. When interrogated by GreenKoopa as to the fact that he was clearly lying, he said that “No it'a true I am a four year old. How is this incomprehensible to you? I am, however, at the top of my pre-school class. Studying hard and doing your best is paramount to any possible age limitations.[...] ”, using a large vocabulary and idiotically proving his disguise.
Rudnicki was also a sockpuppet of a user known as Mr. Yoshita Moto. This particular sockpuppet claims to be a Japanese secret agent, and types with a faux Japanese accent. He also claims to have met, and worked for Shigeru Miyamoto at one point. Rudnicki was last seen spamming in chat on July 14 at night. He was kicked by Jorge and didn't return later.
On August 2nd, 2008, he joined the Userpedia forums as ChuckQuizmo2501, and promptly made multiple topics complaining about the rules on the Userpedia forums. When accused of being Rudnicki, he replied with "Who the **** is Rudnicki", but then he later gave himself away by ranting about how Rudnicki should be unblocked. The next day, he was banned.
In December of 2008, Rudnicki returned with his lackey/fangirl Maria (Kool Koopa) claiming they would take over the world together. So far, they don't appear to be having much luck.
Rudnicki and Maria continue to make appearances on the wiki; they so far have claimed to be Indiana Jones, a member of not just the French but also the Austrian royalty, and a bunch of Spanish people.
Rudnicki came back to the forums and the SMW as Giorgio claiming to have all Mario games memorized since he was in diapers. Stooben Rooben discovered on the forums that it was Rudnicki and banned him from both forum and wiki.
Stooben Rooben received an e-mail from his hacked account from the real Rudnicki of an account he has been editing from for months. KPH2293 recently discovered JerseyMarioFreak to be a secret account used by Rudnicki. In User fanon he resembles a pink shirt/hat and blue overalls Wario. He appeared in Uniju Holiday Theater.
He then attempted to troll on September 8, 2011 with his latest sockpuppet, Marwikedor.
It has been noticed by some users who invaded Rudnicki's forums that he has signed a letter that he wrote to Nintendo Power that he has signed it as "Michael Rudnicki". Whether this is his real name or not has been debated by some. WarioLoaf has recently started claiming to be Rudnicki, but whether or not he is telling the truth is disputed among the users.
Rudnicki made an appearance in Marioguy1's story It Began With a Dream along with WarioLoaf and Maria Thalia as the main antagonists. Rudnicki was the leader of all the trolls and sent out Maria and WarioLoaf to do his dirty work while he sat back at the troll's main base and planned. Eventually, after losing Maria Thalia to the MarioWiki resistance, Rudnicki was accessed by the resistance. First off Coincollector and KPH2293 infiltrated the base but then they met up with all the rest of the troll's prisoners after they were freed by Stooben Rooben, Wayoshi and Super-Yoshi outside Rudnicki's room. They charged into the office and worked together to defeat rudnicki once and for all. After Rudnicki was defeated the true leader of the trolls, the Mastermind Troll, was revealed and finally got defeated by Porplemontage; saving all the MarioWiki users.
Rudnicki makes his first appearance as one of Murzon's cellmates in the Spam Vault, along with Peachycakes and Willy on Wheels. His appearance is different from his other appearances- he takes the appearance of a handsome young man with blue hair, tanned skin, and green-ish eyes. He is one of the co-founders of Murzon's group- The Philosophers. Initially thought to be innocent, he reveals himself later on as the one who instigates the beginning of the story- Working with Sir Evoltsul to partially possess Jorge to make him finally Nuke Userpedia. However, he used this to draw out a vengeful user, which turns out to be Tabuu, who has a brief confrontation with Murzon before the latter shows him that Jorge nuked Userpedia. Tabuu goes immediately after him, and as Rudy predicts, is nearly killed. Rudnicki, to see if he'll be of anymore use, persuades Murzon to save Tabuu from a possessed Jorge, who is seemingly killed in the following battle. They become friends and both recover the same night in MarioWiki. when Rudnicki and Evoltsul invade to possess Porplemontage. Rudnicki, knowing that the attempt would fail, sets fire to Tabuu's residence to watch his course of action, and when Evoltsul returns, he gets him to ambush Murzon. The latter wins the battle, but is possessed by Evoltsul. Evoltsul uses Murzon to kill the Wikia Staff, Jay Johnston, and the Uncyclopedian Steward before Rudnicki starts the next step of his plan, getting Tabuu to fight and lose to Murzon. This is done because of their bond, and if Tabuu had been killed, Murzon would've been permanently under Evoltsul's power. Alex25 defeats Rudnicki, who is then forced to betray Evoltsul and absorb his power- which conveniently makes him lose control of Murzon, giving Tabuu the opening to kill him, but Murzon manages to stay alive long enough to expose part of Evoltsul's plan and make amends with Tabuu. Rudnicki betrays an injured Peachycakes, killing her before Hemu and RedFire Mario, then starting a self-destruct of the Philosopher's Complex. He begins the Kage Project (which is taken over by Evoltsul after his death) and manipulates Willy on Wheels. Shortly after, he is killed by the combined efforts of Alex, Porple, Stooben, and Tabuuownsall132x2.
Super Wiki Story
Rudnicki appears as the main villain in GalacticPetey's story Super Wiki Story. He first appears in Part 11, helping WarioLoaf and MariaThaila101 set a trap for the heroes. WarioLoaf is thought to be the main villain at this point. When WarioLoaf attempts to punch FunkyK38 a second time, Rudnicki shoots WarioLoaf through the head and becomes the new main villain and leader of the trolls. However, someone throws smoke grenades, and the heroes escape. When this happens, Rudnicki and Maria teleport back to their base. Later in Part 16, he has a conversation with the troll leader about their plan to revive Mastermind Troll.
Will somebody plz tell me what The Shroom is? That's what some members here must be smokin!
—Rudnicki, then ChaosNinji, on the Forum.
Mario is so real to me."
"On Earth, we call that insanity.
—Rudnicki, on the forum.
A Shroom Job? Oh boy! do you think I could get one from Toadette?!
—Rudnicki, on the forum.
You're right! Like the oober sexy italian stallion like I is, I coulda got her had I played my cards right and done the more brave thing: asked her in private.
—Rudnicki, whispering something about Mario and fans.
IF YOU SAY THAT MARIO ISN'T ITALIAN, YOU ARE CALLING HIM A FAKER! MARIO DOES NOT FAKE HAVING AN ITALIAN VOICE, MANNERISMS, ET CETERA. HE IS, IS, IS, IS ITALIAN!!! HE DOES NOT TALK WITH HIS HANDS BECAUSE HE IS A WASP , HE TALKS WITH HIS HANDS BECAUSE HIS HERITAGE CAN TRACE BACK TO THE BOOT! HE IS ITALIAN END OF STORY. HE IS NOT A FAKER!!! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE IN GRAVE ERROR JUST ADMIT IT?!!! BELIVING THAT MARIO IS AN ITALIAN IS THE FUNDAMENTAL THING TO BEING A FAN AS THAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL CORE THING ABOUT THE CHARACTER. ANYONE WHO DENIES MARIO'S ITALIAN HERITAGE SHOULD BE SYSTEMATICALLY BLOCKED FROM EDITING AND PERMANATLY BANNED FROM THE FORUMS. EVEN IF A SYSOP WERE TO BELIEVE THIS ABSURD ERROR THAT MARIO IS "NOT ITALIAN", THAT WOULD NOT MAKE IT RIGHT. TO DENY THIS IS TO NOT BE A FAN. THERE IS NO WAY TO DENY THIS AND BE A FAN. NINTENDO HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CHARLES MARTINET HAS CONFIRMED THIS. MY ABOVE TESTAMENT PROVES THIS. MARIO IS ITALIAN!!! END OF STORY. EVEN IF MARIO WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED NOT TO BE ITALIAN(WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS BECAUSE HIS NAME IS "MARIO" AND HE WAS NAMED AFTER MIYAMOTOS ITALIAN LANDLORD), THEN THAT WOULD NOT MEAN HE IS NOT ITALIAN NOW, BECUASE THAT IS THE WAY THE CHARACTER CLEARLY DEVELOPED. IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU ARE WRRRROOONGGG AND NOT A FAN, BUT AN ANTI-FAN.
When I found out that Samus was a gal, I thought I was gonna get something good out of it. She looked so hot in a bikini. But I couldn't get her out of the SNES so I threw it against the wall and I broke it...and the rest is history. BUT ATLEAST I was smart enuff to know dat if I wunted to get her outta there, I'd have a better chance breaking the SNES and not the TV screen that she appeared on. Cuz with the TV screen, it looks like she's there but she isn't, but, in the SNES, it doesn't look like she's there, but she is!
—Rudnicki states he is the lifeblood of the wiki and world and states the conditions that he will unretire. He was ignored.
You know, if MarioWiki apologizes profusely, and kisses my a**, and caters to my every whim, I might consider staying. Maybe. I can't die, Pokeman. If I die, MarioWiki dies... HOW COULD IT GO ON WITHOUT ME THE MARIOWIKI?!!! HOW?!!! HOW COULD NOT JUST THE WIKI BUT THE WORLD ITSELF GO ON WITHOUT MEEEE?!!!!
—Rudnicki in a Private Message sent to Palkia47
Thank you for being a staunch mario fan who helps me defend the truth against these idiots that don't know what their talking about.
—Mr. Moto (Rudnicki pretending to be someone else) and Paper Jorge, Chat
I BROKE MY NES TO GET SAMUS OUT"
"That's proof you're Rudnicki."
"NO CAUSE WE BOTH DID THE SAME THING"
"Samus. Is. A. Bunch. Of. Damn. Pixels."
"HE DIDNT USE NINJA CHOP
WTF! Nobody is smarter than me. I am genius and Mario expert extrodinaire!
—Rudnicki's random rant about abortion, which had zero relevance to the topic (which was about whether or not the Mushroom Kingdom was on Earth).
The United States has the murder of 50 million unborn babies on it conscience. There have been 50 million abortions in the U.S. alone since Roe V. Wade and 50 million per year world wide. There have been 1 billion world wide abortions since then. And it is truly murder that should be punished by Capital Punishment. Do these women who abort the fruit of their womb realize they killing their own baby? How could they not?!!! Just plain evil. St. Paul said that a woman is saved by child bearing, so they must know they are damning themselves to the deepest pit of eternal fire.
—Rudnicki (on the forums, as The Thwomp From Brooklyn).
When the Koopa Bros. showed Bowser their attack I thought they were gay!
—Rudnicki (as The Thwomp From Brooklyn) talking to himself.
I DESPISE, YOU BROBOT! I DEFY YOU, BROBOT! I DETEST YOU, BROBOT!
—Rudnicki (as Mudsticky), contradicting himself while bandodging on the forums.
Hi! I'm Mudsticky! It's so great to see you all again! Its been so long! Not that I've ever seen any of you before... What? Walkazo's a girl? I never knew that... Great to be here!
—Rudnicki (as Rudy the Clown) while ban evading again on the forums.
Hi, my name is really Nick. But people call me Rudy because I'm an evil clown! I was first seen on these forums in late 2007 but it was a long time ago and my computer caught on fire so here I go again! I've made my home again! Can't wait to be accepted again! Takin a chance on love!
—Rudnicki (as Marwikedor) on the forums.
People ask me who I hate more, Obamabush, or Hitler. I don't know! Hitler never did anything to me!
- "Are you a Geocentrist?"
- "Will somebody plz tell me what The Shroom is?"
- "I ALREADY HIT THAT"
- "THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM IS ON EARTH"
- "When the Koopa Bros. showed Bowser their attack I thought they were gay!"
- "I DESPISE YOU, BROBOT!"
- "Rudnicki serenades Ashley."
- Michael Rudnicki's User Page
- "It's so great to see you all again, even though I've never seen you before!"
- "Everyone calls me Rudy, because I'm an evil clown!"
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